Answering Thomas Kern’s Criticisms

 

by Kerry Thomas

April 23, 2008

 

 

The lack of understanding of the rights and responsibilities, of fundamental liberties enjoyed by a free citizenry in a Republic, so proudly displayed by so many of our fellow citizens, never ceases to amaze me.

 

In the April 23, 2008 edition of the Vilas County News Review, Thomas Kern of Three Lakes takes exception to my views that individuals, not their employers or government bureaucrats, bear the responsibility for seeking employment in places where smoking is not permitted.

 

The entire message of my Brother Jim editorial, that Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle personifies the classic image of a Big Brother government bureaucrat, seems to have gone right over Thomas Kern’s head.

 

There really isn’t much of a challenge engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.  So for Thomas Kern’s benefit, I’ll go through his feeble criticisms, slowly.

 

No one is forced to enter a business where smoking is permitted.

 

A business owner knows better than a Madison bureaucrat how best to serve his customers, and should have the right to run his business as he sees fit.  If tobacco smoke drives customers away, that business owner might just decide on his own, without Big Brother’s coercion, to prohibit smoking in his business.

 

Thomas Kern’s economic rationale is what’s truly absurd.  The notion that any job is the only job anyone can get is preposterous.  Economic opportunities abound, even here, if you’re willing to work.

 

I'm reminded of the words of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, “ to be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.”

 

There is not one single person who has been forced “to be subjected to secondhand smoke” as a prerequisite for employment.  If tobacco smoke bothers you, don’t seek employment in a business where smoking is permitted.  Don’t do business with a business that permits smoking.

 

You have that liberty.  Have the courtesy to extend that liberty to the owners of a business.

 

The Northwoods, like any locale, is full of economic opportunities, if you’re willing to seek them out.  New business opportunities appear every week.  And in the Information Age, there is a global market for information-based products and services, a market that can be served from any location on Earth, even the Northwoods.

 

Thomas Kern questions the existence of a study I mentioned (The Effect of Smoking Bans on Bars and Restaurants: An Analysis of Changes in Employment), which was widely publicized during the first week in April, and published in 2007 in the Journal of Public Economics.

 

Thomas Kern thinks smokers should “just stay at home and do their smoking and drinking.”

 

Authors Scott Adams, of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Economics Department, and Chad Cotti, of the University of South Carolina, found "The increased miles driven by drivers who wish to smoke and drink offsets any reduction in driving from smokers choosing to stay home after a ban, resulting in increased alcohol-related accidents."

 

Results show an increase in accidents in areas after smoking bans were enacted and near the jurisdiction lines. 

 

The 2-year study looked at highway fatality data involving a driver with blood alcohol content over 0.08 in cities and counties with bans and compared it to incidences in surrounding areas without bans. The study was not funded by outside organizations, the authors said.

 

Now, I will question Thomas Kern’s “studies.”

 

The reason I don’t mention "the studies that have been done that clearly show that secondhand smoke is deadly” is that no such legitemate study has ever come to that definitive conclusion.

 

Yes, secondhand tobacco smoke contains carcinogens and other chemical pollutants.  But cite for me one study or report where just one person’s primary cause of death was listed as exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke.

 

Correlation does not equate to causality.  I could say that 100% of every person who has ever or who will ever eat carrots will die.  That’s a fact, but the correlation doesn’t prove that eating carrots causes people to die.

 

The fact remains that there has never been a death proven to have been directly caused by exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke.  It may not be healthy, but that’s a far cry from being a primary cause of death.

 

I was really quite offended by Thomas Kern’s false assertions that I somehow portray seniors as “mumbling, drooling people sitting in a wheelchair, barely able to stay awake.”  The exact words I used while describing fire-safe cigarettes were “these cigarettes won’t cause fires if dropped on the carpet by our elderly smokers.”  Thomas Kern’s characterization of my words borders on slander.

 

Obviously Thomas Kern doesn’t read this column.  His final advice to me, “don’t go too far to the right, you may fall off” seems indicative of someone who follows a flat-earth philosophy.

 

I will close with some advice of my own for Thomas Kern.

 

Be mindful to extend the liberties you enjoy today to your fellow citizens.  Don’t be so eager to meekly surrender those liberties to your government.  The powers you surrender so willingly to your government in order to persecute and enslave your neighbors will most certainly one day be used to persecute and enslave you.

 

In the words of Benjamin Franklin, “[Anyone] who would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”